NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being widely criticized for racist comments he made about criminals and for his associated “stop and frisk” program, in which police would “randomly” stop people on the street and frisk them. Said Bloomberg: “95% of your murders – murderers and murder victims — fit one M.O. You can just take the description, Xerox it and pass it out to all the cops. They are male; minorities 16 to 25…The way you get the guns out of the kids’ hands is to throw them up against the walls and frisk them.”
The Onion parodies this unconstitutional policy in this short clip. Well, if they can stop and frisk anyone without cause, what is to say they can’t stop and kiss anyone?